{"title":"Havoq Apparel Series: Suzy Von Strip Merch","description":"If you don't know her, you should.","products":[{"product_id":"suzy-von-strip-intro-merch-athletic-crop-top","title":"Suzy Von Strip Intro Merch Athletic Crop Top","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSuzy Von Strip Merch Athletic Crop Top\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause this is what I'm doing with my skillset today. Making fun of people who make fun of new performers, in the form of designing personalized merch for a non-existent yet suddenly-ubiquitous burlesque star. Burlesque n satire n all that. And then when I showed people these things I made with her name, there were a few of y'all that actually wanted to buy it for some reason. Thank you, I'm losing it. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eHer name is what I'm going to use to show off the types of customized merch design I can do for other performers, so if that catches your interest, send me a message!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyway, to explain the reference... basically somebody made up the stage name Suzy Von Strip to make fun of people who were intimidatingly good at burlesque right off the bat. Matt Finish (a burlesque dancer with a helluva platform, normally Matt does \"(un)helpful burlesque tips\" to satirize mildly problematic behavior that happens in the burlesque world) called it out yesterday. Then memes happened and suddenly Suzy Von Strip is more famous in a day than any other stripper has grown in 18 months\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe official stuff: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis crop top was built for movement, sewn to stay put, and printed to last. \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eWork out in comfort with stretchy athletic gear featuring high quality performance fabrics that stretch with you and won't give up! Blacklight reactive, created for athletes and made to move with you, eco-friendly, and ethically created. Perfect for going straight from day-to-day life to aerial dance or yoga class!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e• Made from 88% polyester, 12% spandex signature performance knit fabric, then printed and sewn by hand by an environmentally conscious, ethical production studio, and shipped nearly anywhere.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• The performance fabric features EcoPoly fiber, this fiber is eco-friendly since it requires significantly less energy and water during manufacturing than conventional polyester\u003cbr\u003e• Chlorine resistant, so if you want to use it as a swimsuit, go for it!\u003cbr\u003e• Vivid print that will never fade after washing, this ultra-stretch fabric holds shape even after multiple wearings, and the ink is both safe for bodies and the environment.\u003cbr\u003e• Athletic crop top hem falls about 1-2” above the belly button on most people\u003cbr\u003e• Easy care. Machine wash in cold water with a phosphate-free detergent and machine dry on medium to high heat. Do not bleach. Fabric will dry quickly so you can wear your top again soon!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHandmade ethically to order!\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted, cut, and sewn\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ein an ethical, eco-friendly production studio (no sweat shops!) and shipped directly to you, so please leave about 6-8 weeks for creation and shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSizing chart for what's available right now: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable class=\"striped centered\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e0 - 2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e4 - 6\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eM\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e8 - 10\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12 - 14\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eXL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e16\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBust\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e37\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e40\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWaist\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Art of Where","offers":[{"title":"X-Small","offer_id":40415034736810,"sku":"4827075|xsmall","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":40415034769578,"sku":"4827075|small","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":40415034802346,"sku":"4827075|medium","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":40415034835114,"sku":"4827075|large","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":40415034867882,"sku":"4827075|xlarge","price":34.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0273\/9729\/2121\/products\/fdb9e97eb383c86d012b23e4bfbd52b7.png?v=1623472054"},{"product_id":"suzy-von-strip-merch-peignoir","title":"Suzy Von Strip Merch Peignoir","description":"\u003ch3\u003eSuzy Von Strip Merch Peignoir \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003eBecause this is what I'm doing with my skillset today. Making fun of people who make fun of new performers, in the form of designing personalized merch for a non-existent yet suddenly-ubiquitous burlesque star. Burlesque n satire n all that. And then when I showed people these things I made with her name, there were a few of y'all that actually wanted to buy it for some reason. Thank you, I'm losing it. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-testid=\"mwchat_outgoing_row\" role=\"row\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"j83agx80\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"h9e7qa53 l9j0dhe7 hpfvmrgz\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-recover=\"true\" data-scope=\"messages_table\" role=\"gridcell\" class=\"lzcic4wl\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-testid=\"outgoing_message\" aria-owns=\"jsc_c_2w5\" class=\"ni8dbmo4 stjgntxs ii04i59q\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"l60d2q6s d1544ag0 sj5x9vvc tw6a2znq l9j0dhe7 ni8dbmo4 stjgntxs jm1wdb64 qv66sw1b i6jr3soi k4aqvg2j g8e0jvg7 geli4699 fkq5d175 oskkt2ky i4sm7uox fin0ypmt j10cs0yc aw4oqepz fgzft9zi dzm1kfb5 oc4jhviy h624itt5 reaovrpu hwba8txa dzgn2jm7 n4g4bzxc sdxs9vve yfudjqg5 gt092ec4 af2nlw56 cur584us lm2lsiji\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ljqsnud1\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe front of the robe has \"nobody has seen her...\" on one side of the crossing part and \"...but everybody wants to\" on the other so it reveals to make a sentence. Her name is what I'm going to use to show off the types of customized merch design I can do for other performers, so if that catches your interest, send me a message!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnyway, to explain the reference... basically somebody made up the stage name Suzy Von Strip to make fun of people who were intimidatingly good at burlesque right off the bat. Matt Finish (a burlesque dancer with a helluva platform, normally Matt does \"(un)helpful burlesque tips\" to satirize mildly problematic behavior that happens in the burlesque world) called it out yesterday. Then memes happened and suddenly Suzy Von Strip is more famous in a day than any other stripper has grown in 18 months.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe official stuff: \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eThe styles and uses for this robe are endless! Created for performance artists or around the home, these eco-friendly robes add comfort to your elegance while wrapping you in art. Printed with plucked petals scattered on the outside front panel, 3 rosebuds revealed on the panel underneath, and matching 3 rosebuds on the back shoulder. Pair with a classic little dress \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"UNDERVERBAL holding petals dress by Havoq Luscivia\" href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/holding-petals-dress\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/holding-petals-dress\"\u003elike this one\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a night on the town, drape over your own lingerie for a classy boudoir, or combine this \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"UNDERVERBAL rosebud crop top by Havoq Luscivia\" href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/rosebud-crop-top\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/rosebud-crop-top\"\u003erosebud\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ecrop top\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"UNDERVERBAL rosebud pole shorts by Havoq Luscivia\" href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/rosebud-pole-shorts\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/havoqluscivia.com\/products\/rosebud-pole-shorts\"\u003epole shorts\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a full performance-quality costume. Available in soft, almost-opaque Peachskin Jersey fabric, or in light, sheer chiffon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeachskin Jersey fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hangs to just above the knees of most people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Lightweight super soft jersey fabric in 92% polyester, 8% spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Every robe is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comes with knit bamboo rayon fabric trim and matching chiffon belt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Micro overlock hem finishing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine wash in cold water with a phosphate-free detergent, hang to dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePoly Chiffon fabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Hangs to just above the knees of most people\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Made from lightweight chiffon fabric, 100% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Every peignoir is printed and sewn by hand in Montreal, Canada\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Comes with knit bamboo fabric trim and matching chiffon belt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Clear look elastics to hold the belt subtly and release easily\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Vibrant print will never fade with wear or washing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine rolled edge hems\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Machine wash in cold water with a mild phosphate detergent, hang to dry, do not bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Art of Where","offers":[{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Peachskin Jersey \/ Black","offer_id":40415036506282,"sku":"4827079|small|peachskin-jersey|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Peachskin Jersey \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415036571818,"sku":"4827079|small|peachskin-jersey|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Silk Twill \/ Black","offer_id":40415036604586,"sku":"4827079|small|silk-twill|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Silk Twill \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415036670122,"sku":"4827079|small|silk-twill|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Poly Chiffon \/ Black","offer_id":40415036702890,"sku":"4827079|small|polychiffon|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small \/ Medium \/ Poly Chiffon \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415036768426,"sku":"4827079|small|polychiffon|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Peachskin Jersey \/ Black","offer_id":40415036801194,"sku":"4827079|large|peachskin-jersey|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Peachskin Jersey \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415036866730,"sku":"4827079|large|peachskin-jersey|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Silk Twill \/ Black","offer_id":40415036899498,"sku":"4827079|large|silk-twill|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Silk Twill \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415036965034,"sku":"4827079|large|silk-twill|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Poly Chiffon \/ Black","offer_id":40415036997802,"sku":"4827079|large|polychiffon|black","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large \/ X-Large \/ Poly Chiffon \/ Dark gray","offer_id":40415037063338,"sku":"4827079|large|polychiffon|dark-gray","price":89.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0273\/9729\/2121\/products\/e0922a44017b465f6880d8dabc806ae1.png?v=1623472069"}],"url":"https:\/\/havoq-luscivia.myshopify.com\/collections\/havoq-apparel-series-suzy-von-strip-merch.oembed","provider":"Havoq Luscivia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}